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It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




Hildebeast & the New York Slimes -


TAGS: hillary clinton new york times slimes corruption influence peddler msm media water carrier lap dogs mouthpieces democrat cherrleaders progressive puppets
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:10 pm
If she had a papergirl, Hillary would have paid her less than the paperboy, like she did with her female staffers
PeteofSanJose - June 10, 2015, 11:34 am
No no no. She didnt donate to the NY Times. That was her subscription rate!! The paper boy/girl needed a livable wage, so Hill took it upon herself to provide it.


NBC Hypocrisy -




Big Banks & Derivatives -




HOW INVESTORS SEE THE 2012 CHOICE -




GLOBAL CONFLICT - It's coming and Obama is still talking




2013 STATE OF THE UNION - Ever notice how Congress responds over nothing like a bunch of clapping seals


TAGS: congress clapping seals 2013 state of the union
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - February 14, 2013, 7:23 am
That DOES get a little irritating after a while.


THE USA CAN NO LONGER PAY - its $25 trillion dollar sovereign debt without doing a hyper-inflation of 1,000,000%. They valuate the country based on the number of advertising clicks people makes.




First it was toilet paper, milk, & auto parts... -


TAGS: healthcare collapse socialized government run failures
Rating: 5/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 4, 2015, 9:10 pm
You're welcome :)
rebeccaolsen - May 4, 2015, 9:10 pm
Cognitive-dissonance-as-camouflage-and-code-for-prejudiced-attitudes FTL
rebeccaolsen - May 4, 2015, 9:08 pm
No.But his meltdown last night sure was :) I pointed out how a politician blamed riots on GA.Ymarriage but Calvon obsessively could only blindly see "single parents in BLACK communities"#75832 when NEITHER the rep NOR the article cited EVER discussed race
OTC - May 4, 2015, 8:09 pm
"Black" market? Isn't that racist?
calron - May 4, 2015, 12:02 am
http://www.theguardian.com/global-development-professionals-network/2015/apr/16/venezuela-economy-black-market-milk-and-toilet-paper
calron - May 4, 2015, 12:01 am
But they used the mystic chant, "For The Greater Good", that makes any action sacrosanct so it doesn't count that they have a black market for toilet paper.
OTC - May 3, 2015, 5:59 pm
A spew of ignorance? Maybe you should read up on Venezuela's socialist control and the shortages of essential items it causes. A good example of how socialism hurts the people more than it helps.
calron - May 3, 2015, 12:48 pm
This type of often happens when governments institute price controls and over regulate economies, like the collapse of the USSR or the 1970's gas shortage.
RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:01 am
Simple minded nonsense. A spew of ignorance. Is this poster the product of our failing education system or an addiction to stupidity? We deserve Hillary as a punishment if this is the best we can offer as an alternative. Zero stars if possible


World War Z -




REMEMBER THE FB IPO BUBBLE AND BUST OF 2013? - FB follows MySpace, Google, & others selling nothin' yet pumped up to a trillion dollar valuation. They valuate FB based on number of claimed free accounts.




IF A MAN CAN'T HOLD HIS OWN.. - without a teleprompter and a speech written by others, how the heck is he uniquely qualified to run the country? No, wait, that's what's been happening the past 4 years!




TOM BROKAW CAN KISS OUR HINEYS - RE: Romney's speech: "it was a checklist" Liberals are chomping at the bit. The truth hurts




REMEMBER THE SUBPRIME HOUSING BUBBLE AND BUST OF 2008? ALL THOSE - subprime & Alt-A housing bought by nobody for no cash yet everybody claimed trillion dollar wealth. They valuate those mansions based on infinite mortgage.




REMEMBER THE .COM BUBBLE AND BUST OF 2000? - All those .com doing nothin' yet got trillion dollar valuation. They valuate those .com based on eyeballs/dollar.




MITTSLAPPED - Best 90 minutes of TV ever. Looking for a new episode




" SEALED WITH A KISS " - Juncker – Lagarde: Seal Greek Bailout With a €130-Billion Kiss. Where are the days that 30 pieces of silver did the job?




BENGHAZI-GATE - America needs more Woodward and Bernsteins, not lapdogs! Our future depends on it!


TAGS: lapdogs
Rating: 4.67/5

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KALKAM - October 30, 2012, 1:48 pm
Nothing to see here...move along...it's fine...
deerbag2 - October 30, 2012, 11:01 am
She has turned ABC news into a joke.


" EUROGEDDON, BRACING FOR IMPACT' - Can the Feds keep printing to save the Euro?




Carlin on NRA -


TAGS: carlin lapierre nra
Rating: 4.33/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 10:13 am
LOL @ Chuck Steak! :-D


1967 BOARDERS - Mr. Obama how are things going since you turned on Israel?




MUCH LESS COLLAPSE-Y -


TAGS: collapes y
Rating: 4.09/5

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Renza - February 27, 2013, 9:01 am
seems a bit low for 07 as well
Renza - February 27, 2013, 9:00 am
According to that the prices in 08' averaged about 3.20-3.40 when he took office. Though their numbers for 09' and 10' seem much lower than it should be...
JGalt - February 26, 2013, 11:04 pm
http://www.energytrendsinsider.com/2012/09/15/gasoline-prices-doubled-under-obama-true-or-false/
Renza - February 25, 2013, 11:14 am
apparently it doesnt like the greater/less than signs... anyway, where do you keep getting the less than 2 dollar numbers from? they were well over 3 by the time he took office.
Renza - February 25, 2013, 11:14 am
Where do you guys keep getting these


THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER - Charlie needs more than paper towels for the mess he's in!




MORTAL KOMBAT - This has been encouraging ninja on ninja violence since 1993, it must be stopped! Think of the children!




SUCH A TOOL -




IMF HEAD STRAUSS-KAHN - a Socialist. Any wonder why the world is going bankrupt? Well, with a sense of entitlement and $3,000 a night hotels, its no wonder...




NRA SCHOOL - keeping kids safe




WAYNE LAPIERRE - There comes a time when a spokesperson should just shut the fuck up.


TAGS: wayne lapierre nra gun control
Rating: 2.82/5

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loosecannon - January 15, 2013, 12:38 pm
You mean the 87% that support keeping guns away from convicted felons? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that one is already on the books.
burlyj86 - January 14, 2013, 10:27 am
The solution is to keep guns out of the hands of unstable people, but allow normal people to have as many guns as they want; right Nancy? Nancy Lanza, what do you think?
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 9:54 am
Especially since the vast majority of NRA members support sensible gun control.


PAUL RYAN -




RODMAN - Next stop, somebody even more despicable.




CLARABELL? - Howdy Doody's been looking for you.




Conservatards whine like a b*tch because being b*tch slapped is all they know. -


TAGS: conservatard b**** slapped
Rating: 2.2/5

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CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 8:23 pm
the "left wing" and "right wing" media work together to crush the human spirit. the democratic party and the republicans are different flavors of the SAME HORRIFIC EVIL. BOTH choices spell doom. When you wake up to yourself, you will figure it out
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 8:20 pm
best translation i could find for everything you said to me is "i have no f***ing idea what i'm talking about". Thats actually pretty funny though, because you just got f***ing owned. BOTH sides wrecked the economy and foreign policy. the score is now 1:1
Cyberhagen - August 16, 2014, 7:28 pm
Well, he's obviously in some weird state of denial where he's got everything exactly backwards. Obama's foreign and domestic polices are disasters and conservatives are the ones getting b**** slapped?? LOL!
foxrecon19d - August 16, 2014, 1:09 pm
Roger that, moooooooo(+) I apologize. But you have to admit, someone going into complete cuss-laden diatribe mode after claiming he "bitc#-slapped" someone is pretty d**m funny... just sayin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 16, 2014, 12:49 pm

Take it easy gentlemen. You both know the rules, try some polite debate.
foxrecon19d - August 16, 2014, 12:48 pm
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Awwww.... did the big, bad soldier just make the octopus-faced monster lose his cool? Did the intelligent libtard use his big words like 'dumb****'f***wit' and '?hurr durr you r da'? Bitc#-slap! You're doing it wrong! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 12:23 pm
and before i get some f***wit, halfassed "hurr durr you r da liberal" reply,I also noticed you comment throughout the day, meaning you were dishonorably discharged or are just a bad soldier...guess it's possible they have a CPU at the shelter you sleep at
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 12:21 pm
look who’s talking.yet while real soldiers are providing for their families you're hiding out here behind your computer making the same dumb****posters saying the same dumb****things.dont think you can talk **** without me having something to say about it
foxrecon19d - August 16, 2014, 11:52 am
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Nothing says, "I'm a defeated, bitc# slapped libtard" more than someone hiding behind a computer screen desperately pleading with people to agree that he actually has the ability to bitc# slap anyone. HA! HA! HA! WOOO!


LOON ON THE LOOSE -




LT. GEN. JAMES CLAPPER - a dementia test is needed




lapdog media -




More MSNBC stupidity -


TAGS: msnbc nbc stupidity racist jamilah lemieux racebaiter democrat water carrier progressive mouthpiece liberal media lap dog ted cruz country music
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 28, 2015, 3:13 pm
So why is it the nuts get pointed out to represent those that disagree with liberals as if they are representative of those groups, but dumb liberals don't get the same treatment?


librealism is collapsing America -




Freaking out -




Tingles Marches For Hillary -




Hillary Aides Corral Journalists With Rope Lines -




America.... -




Shrillary Rotten Clinton -




Hillary's Leg-Humping Media Lapdogs -




New York Times Hypocritical Hack -




Presstitute Hypocrisy -




Nice Try Liberals! -




Liberal WaPo Cartoonist Continues To Display Her Racism & Ignorance -


TAGS: ann telnaes washington post wapo ted cruz liberal lunacy stupidity racism hypocrisy tea party gop democrat water carrier progressive mouthpiece presstitute msm lap dog obama jillary clinton cheerleader dnc
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - February 3, 2016, 11:18 am
LOL..Or trump X-D
crankyhead - December 28, 2015, 1:38 am
Insert ph**o of John Boehner crying here...
Libertas - December 23, 2015, 10:16 pm
only when liberals are offended can it be called microagression- because their puny little feelings got hurt, hence the "Micro" or dimiminutive prefix. Liberals know Conservatives have much thicker skin...
Libertas - December 23, 2015, 10:15 pm
Silly rational conservative: its only microagression when a college student or a liberal calls it as such!
calron - December 23, 2015, 8:56 pm
Looks like one heck of a Micro Aggression and case of Racial Profiling.


Shutout: Hillary Bars Designated Reporter From Covering Her Events -




Pathetic Plutocrat -




speech about inequality... -




Goodbye & Good Riddance, Al Jazeera -




double-standard -




Lyin' Brian Williams -




Media Lapdogs Covering Hillary, Day One -




Lyin' Brian Williams -




The Audacity Of This Guy -




Hiring an editor soon? -


TAGS: msnbc stupidity illiterate liberals obama lap dogs democrat mouthpieces presstitutes progressive water carriers propaganda pimps msm phil griffin nbc
Rating: 5/5

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calron - June 22, 2015, 12:20 am
Maybe is I lean far right enough, they'll hire me. :P


Pathetic Presstitute -




The Lapdog Media Perspective -




Lyin' Brian -




New York Slimes -




The Rehabilitation Of Hillary -




The Casual Racism Of Liberalism -




Liberal Hypocrisy -




Self-Awareness, Sally Kohn Knows Not Thy Name -




Liberal Logic -




No Liberal Media Bias Here... -




Say No to Jeb!: No More Bushes in the White House -




This Is CNN -




is it just me -




Liberal Stupidity -




The Audacity Of This Guy -




guess -


TAGS: nra nugent wayne lapierre mental
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - April 9, 2016, 1:09 pm
And yet no one can find the actual source of these claims to verify them.


All the charisma of dead semen -




MSNBC: Lien Forward -




CNN's Outrageous Left-Wing Lunacy -




MSNBC Reaches A New Low -




MSNBC: Fairly Unbalanced -




THE HORROR! Marco Rubio Has Had Traffic Violations -




Brian Williams -




Brian Williams -




NBC: No Broadcasting Credibility -




slap yourself -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Jeb! -




Republican Science Deniers -




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